alphys human idea before i forget it
i drew her gf undyne
(via g-r-a-v-e-y-a-r-d)
John Mulaney for Esquire, 2019
Aight cool someone finally said it
(via bardbreakfast)
new high school classmate: so what’s your name
renesmee: renesmee
new classmate: that’s… interesting
renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me
bella, sitting literally two seats away:
I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter
youre goddamn right thats what im implying
twitter: youre passing people on the street eavesdropping on things you vaguely agree with
reddit: youre attending a fan club meeting where you can find and share any information as long as it sticks to one topic
instagram: box of 1$ assorted pokemon cards at a covnention and half are actually magic the gathering cards
tumblr: youre in your house cooking for a few friends and someone climbs through your window and demands your opinion on steven universe
(via nexttothelamp)
This is what employers want when they want 5+ years of experience for entry level positions
